Ok! Got your attention? Wondering if I have gone off the deep end? No…this one is JUST FOR FUN!
SPECIAL NOTE: No ideas shared in this article are intended to be used in any way! We guarantee results—so beware of implementing them unless you want to fail in marriage and totally ruin that man of your dreams!
- Make it your ambition to NOT notice him!
- Disregard what he says- Look the other way, bring something else up to talk about, DO NOT listen!
- Reject Him…his ideas, his love, his protection, his wisdom, his opinions, his leadership!
- Tell him ALL of his inadequacies AND how YOU can correct them!
- Feed any of his insecurities WITH TRUTH about his weaknesses!
- Each night when he comes home, go about your own business-it helps to be on the phone and keep right on talking! Don’t even get dressed, wear makeup, or brush your teeth!
- Belittle him in private and especially in public! Let him “have it” when you think different than him!
- Compare him to other men AND your daddy!
- Get on the phone and tell ALL about him! Don’t forget to complain and belittle!
- Dishonor him in public and private! Let the whole world know what a wimp he is!
- Disobey him—what do guys know anyway?
- Don’t put much value in him or in what he has to say—you know best!
- Correct him in front of others—especially the children!
- Find all his faults and tell him about them constantly!
- Push him to get your way!
- Never let him know he satisfies you (physically, spiritually, emotionally, mentally…)—don’t ruin a good thing!
- Lead him on!
- Frustrate him ANY way you can!
- Nag! How ELSE do you get a man to do anything? How ELSE will they ever HEAR you?
- Complain! Make him suffer too!
- Whine! Isn’t he SUPPOSED to encourage you?
- Don’t waste your time understanding him!
- Respond to him! ESPECIALLY to his offensive behavior!
- Despise him for being such a weakling!
Don’t want this? Well, look on the NEXT article!! We want to help you as you seek to help your husband become ALL he can be!!! 
